When
Worry comes Calling
Worry says: I’m very comfortable. In fact, I feel so
good I might just stay here awhile.
“Sure,” I said, “go ahead. Stay here because I want
us to have a conversation.”
Worry: “Knock yourself out. This muffin is really
good.”
“Glad you like it. While you’re eating and
comfortable, I’d like to read something to you.”
“Sure go ahead. I like stories. I even like sermons,
some sermons that is.”
“No, I don’t have a story or a sermon to read to
you, but I’m going to read to you from the Bible.”
“Bible! Come on that’s just not fair. I’m your
guest. You give me coffee and a muffin and you’re going to read the Bible to
me?”
“Yes, I thought maybe you should know what Jesus has
to say about you.”
“Now, you’re really not playing fair, talking about
Jesus.”
“I know. But you see Jesus talks about you
specifically in the Sermon on the Mount and He doesn’t have anything good to
say about you.”
“He never does. But if he knew how me and you are
such good friends…”
“No, we are not good friends. You come around
knocking on my door often and I let you in even entertain you, but I’ve decided
from this day forward you’re not welcome here. I have a new friend called
Faith.”
“Faith! Oh, man come on, you know Faith doesn’t like
me at all.”
“You’re right. And I’ve got some other friends who
don’t like you either. They are called Trust, Hope, Joy, Love. So you see,
you’ve been replaced. So finish your muffin because it’s the last one you are
going to get at my house.
“We’ll see about that. I’ll be back. Next time, you
have a problem, you’ll hear me knocking and you’ll let me in.”
“You can knock, ring the doorbell, whatever you want
to do, but guess who is going to answer.”
“You, of course, you always do..”
“Not this time. My new friends will be answering the
door.”
“Not Faith!”
“Yes, Faith, Trust, Hope, Love, they will all be
here and will answer the door for me.”
“I can take a hint. I never stay where I’m not
wanted.”
“Now, you’ve got the picture.”
“And by the way, I want you to leave my family and
my friends alone.”
“You can say that but it’s really not up to you.
I’ll come calling at their doors alright, that’s what I do and if they let me
in…well…I have no choice but to go in.”
“Then I’ll tell them what the Bible says and how
they can kick you to the curb.”
“We’ll see about that. Ha Ha, you see I’m not
worried.”
VERY clever, applause.
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